Clownz

I am looking for the new Crusty the clown. I ran out of ideas after a while. There has to be some styles of clowns that I have missed. Oh, yeah, the bankers. Clowns in suits. Its been going on for too long.

Pizza Chef

Can you really be a pizza chef? I have had some good pizzas before but I think they were made by some high school kid. Probably a senior though, you wouldn't let freshman or sophomores near the oven. That word chef gets used quite liberally these days. Alot like the word artist.

OpeningDay @ Fenway

Winless in six games and the home opener at Fenway is at 2pm today vs the Yankees. The Sox are on everyones mind. Maybe the turkey will lay an egg that looks like a baseball. Only 156 borefests left.